Tumblr (3.0; @elihasbeard)http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea546bdbdeacb7617b0a93f1d5fe12a5/tumblr_mmtcchazT21qan7pvo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d7c0ac9c37d5a50c6275b5d316ba780/tumblr_mmtcchazT21qan7pvo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/97a162d9db9d2b05c90ade4a08750af5/tumblr_mmtcchazT21qan7pvo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e873b0752749cee6793a2fb12c3b33c4/tumblr_mmtcchazT21qan7pvo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1741d124586acda285d26a99279c9ff0/tumblr_mmtcchazT21qan7pvo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://adrians1.tumblr.com/post/50456870630/a-friend-came-round-to-help-me-revise-and-forgot" class="tumblr_blog">adrians1</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.</p> <p>I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.</p></blockquote>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50730113247http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50730113247Sat, 18 May 2013 10:35:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b33a2dd3487bf91a7f9afe7a1e92a2d9/tumblr_mkaz4xa3aE1rhe42ko2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/62e2a0f62ed3d68a2022abc6c04ba029/tumblr_mkaz4xa3aE1rhe42ko3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a109157e7debe0471ef094aed966676/tumblr_mkaz4xa3aE1rhe42ko1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50729976983http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50729976983Sat, 18 May 2013 10:33:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5bbf9528cbf8b6f31ff51146a08f9425/tumblr_mmulq2ywAZ1s14aeuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50614485016http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50614485016Thu, 16 May 2013 20:26:26 -0400<a href="http://randonesia.tumblr.com/post/50484825253/be-carefully">Randonesia: Be carefully.</a>: <p><a href="http://randonesia.tumblr.com/post/50484825253/be-carefully" class="tumblr_blog">randonesia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When I was a little boy, just learning to talk and still figuring out the intricacies of the English language, I would caution others to “be carefully”. Little kids say the funniest things, and they say these things with the sincerity and urgency of those whose possess an extremely limited…</p></blockquote>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50544194373http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50544194373Wed, 15 May 2013 21:46:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/081ed6f4b937535befa16dea453fc12b/tumblr_mmqgi5KDxH1r2pymyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://baldsasquatch.tumblr.com/post/50334362618/its-happening-again" class="tumblr_blog">baldsasquatch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>It’s happening again!!</p></blockquote>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50350651527http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50350651527Mon, 13 May 2013 13:10:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/266c5ef97ea285de8e8e5f79ea3d6d59/tumblr_mmqe2hNZ5j1r2pymyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://baldsasquatch.tumblr.com/post/50332875539/oh-yeah" class="tumblr_blog">baldsasquatch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Oh Yeah!!</p></blockquote>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50333290555http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50333290555Mon, 13 May 2013 06:07:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cce37478d207ffe191be569d9cc22424/tumblr_mmlaa5XR5N1qbs1rgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://underneath-the-fuckingwaves.tumblr.com/post/50170318844/ventdrummer-fuckyeahmastodon" class="tumblr_blog">underneath-the-fuckingwaves</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ventdrummer.tumblr.com/post/50167663933/fuckyeahmastodon-metalinjection-troy-sanders">ventdrummer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahmastodon.tumblr.com/post/50167348339/metalinjection-troy-sanders-gives-updates-on">fuckyeahmastodon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metalinjection.tumblr.com/post/50093379010/troy-sanders-gives-updates-on-new-mastodon-well">metalinjection</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.metalinjection.net/upcoming-releases/troy-saunders-gives-updates-on-new-mastodon"><strong>Troy Sanders Gives Updates On New MASTODON</strong></a></p> <blockquote> <p>Well we gave you an update on some new Mastodon earlier on in the week… and now we have more! It’s Mastodon week! Troy Sanders started talking a little bit about the record they’re currently working on, even though it sounds like he’s talking about sandwiches. Maybe the new…</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Troy’s food metaphors strike again.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m not just hungry to hear the new record. I’m now hungry for a turkey sandwich…</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my! I guess now everyone is desperate to eat this sandwich. *___*</p></blockquote>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50170997055http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50170997055Sat, 11 May 2013 11:30:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/be03b11139c06a2f2cb9df8a2ca2c26e/tumblr_mmjle8qKvz1qzcv7no1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9590926e647b1754b2ea077c351e172/tumblr_mmjle8qKvz1qzcv7no2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b1e54b3cd2b7a8f951937a3a6fa4265/tumblr_mmjle8qKvz1qzcv7no4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9590926e647b1754b2ea077c351e172/tumblr_mmjle8qKvz1qzcv7no3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://crowbara.tumblr.com/post/50029057725/bloodmothers-pleatedjeans-depression-part-2" class="tumblr_blog">crowbara</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bloodmothers.tumblr.com/post/50028037149/pleatedjeans-depression-part-2-by-hyperbole-and" class="tumblr_blog">bloodmothers</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/50023165078/depression-part-2-by-hyperbole-and-a-half-is-the">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2013/05/depression-part-two.html">Depression Part 2 by Hyperbole and a Half</a> is the most important thing you’ll read all day.</p> </blockquote> <p>wow</p></blockquote> <p>WOW this explains so much for me hahaha ah wow</p></blockquote>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50044960308http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50044960308Thu, 09 May 2013 19:05:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8w5tnUVxD1qapnb3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50026797967http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50026797967Thu, 09 May 2013 14:53:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b3ab6bd40790850f216e2e94ef3eb0c3/tumblr_mmfore6aMz1s26h25o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2dc6ff263357fd52d7e6b423c8b21f11/tumblr_mmfore6aMz1s26h25o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1fa7bc09f456f7a5737d99d13d4f66ec/tumblr_mmfore6aMz1s26h25o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f63bd549a8c21addf51b556bc02bce6/tumblr_mmfore6aMz1s26h25o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19cbfad8348a830a4070c7c3d50cbcc9/tumblr_mmfore6aMz1s26h25o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de1b3b1736cd0a4001dd574a3c6586f9/tumblr_mmfore6aMz1s26h25o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fucknobroarmy.tumblr.com/post/49983705807/fucknobroarmy-the-thrilling-saga-best-part">fucknobroarmy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fucknobroarmy.tumblr.com/post/49857487830/the-thrilling-saga">fucknobroarmy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the thrilling saga</p> </blockquote> <p>best part</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9288f99f42486bae8a37001c9abce34e/tumblr_mmif6v1phr1s26h25o1_500.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50026790552http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/50026790552Thu, 09 May 2013 14:53:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0cd1bac2c8d3b5619d6f48d513ebe59d/tumblr_mjeypnUuOG1qjvme9o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://underneath-the-fuckingwaves.tumblr.com/post/49696269846/fuckyeahmastodon-nfektn-blud-n-destroi-mind" class="tumblr_blog">underneath-the-fuckingwaves</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahmastodon.tumblr.com/post/45118681724/nfektn-blud-n-destroi-mind">fuckyeahmastodon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>nfektn blud n destroi mind</p> </blockquote> <p>dat bloody song !!!</p></blockquote>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/49952838080http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/49952838080Wed, 08 May 2013 16:05:27 -0400<p><a href="http://ad-hoc.tumblr.com/post/49767405464/metaphysics-all-the-way-down" class="tumblr_blog">ad-hoc</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>metaphysics all the way down</span></p></blockquote>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/49769415283http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/49769415283Mon, 06 May 2013 08:08:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8104d44c953b1034a00c8d6ee8b2cf7d/tumblr_mkwooez15j1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/49631140621http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/49631140621Sat, 04 May 2013 19:09:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8adab22c26e4a7fee90a2039a841e498/tumblr_mlvfikAwYL1s8npado1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/49392087537http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/49392087537Wed, 01 May 2013 18:54:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0b5d2c23035b23143365ef98b03f569/tumblr_mfth4pNOyY1raxomso1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/384470a8e3ffbaaee197acf22c4ae318/tumblr_mfth4pNOyY1raxomso2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9dde0bc355a9ce107a4558267e219de7/tumblr_mfth4pNOyY1raxomso3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f04095886aa24f143394b0b8620bea7f/tumblr_mfth4pNOyY1raxomso4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/49365445336http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/49365445336Wed, 01 May 2013 12:16:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/28ffdad6f673facc19e6fc7fcd4077e6/tumblr_mlzc7kgITI1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/49192755425http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/49192755425Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:48:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f7f91900b89c085a0a66588dfeda185/tumblr_mkb7lqGE2X1rrj6oco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wickedchrist.tumblr.com/post/48542990249/landofloveandlies-thetinkertoyboy" class="tumblr_blog">wickedchrist</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>landofloveandlies:</p> <p>thetinkertoyboy:</p> <p>raetherandom:</p> <p>BIkers Against Child Abuse Helps Make Abused Children Feel Safe Again</p> <p>“A biker’s power and intimidating image can even the playing field for a little kid who has been hurt. If the man who hurt this little girl calls or drives by, or even if she is just scared, another nightmare, the bikers will ride over and stand guard all night.</p> <p>If she is afraid to go to school, they will take her and watch until she’s safely inside.</p> <p>And if she has to testify against her abuser in court, they will go, too, walking with her to the witness stand and taking over the first row of seats.”</p> <p><br/> During one such testimony, a little boy sat on the stand, testifying against his abusive father, who sat less than 10 feet away.  </p> <p>“Why didn’t you say anything before now?” Asked the prosecutor.</p> <p>“I was scared.” The little boy replied, honestly.</p> <p>“Why aren’t you scared now, what changed?” The prosecutor watched the little boy closely as he pointed to the front row of seats in the court room.</p> <p>“Because my friends are scarier than he is.”</p> <p><br/> shit like this makes me have faith in humanity again.</p></blockquote>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/48552074855http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/48552074855Sun, 21 Apr 2013 16:23:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/34512c62f78f0114f55a39d23b4a8559/tumblr_ml3hppp3DW1rlppc2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/976b648d5c2876e3b14ee26c9afa7432/tumblr_ml3hppp3DW1rlppc2o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/daef514d3f998ae9238974b5bdf9d3cd/tumblr_ml3hppp3DW1rlppc2o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/94ce77ae40301aeb7e86e9b6a2d5adc1/tumblr_ml3hppp3DW1rlppc2o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d03d9873d218f6e700f1f73122efa085/tumblr_ml3hppp3DW1rlppc2o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/84c151cb8c5c223da8d0c90a7dc86e82/tumblr_ml3hppp3DW1rlppc2o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb2f119fab3f57f853fe38cf7d73c261/tumblr_ml3hppp3DW1rlppc2o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d3511e5e3fea57ee70f574b6cd722fc/tumblr_ml3hppp3DW1rlppc2o8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4651bff0a2aee858cecc19f08ef12f93/tumblr_ml3hppp3DW1rlppc2o9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ccc8d28508ecc48c11fe55c38a16363b/tumblr_ml3hppp3DW1rlppc2o10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boazpriestly.tumblr.com/post/47966031375/i-am-crying">boazpriestly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I AM CRYING!</p> </blockquote>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/48478106066http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/48478106066Sat, 20 Apr 2013 19:40:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5f385e30eac66a1c0a8cefb3689d492/tumblr_mkvzzeoBQN1qc8jh0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/28ef80e5334ad98b006117a05618983a/tumblr_mkvzzeoBQN1qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f8463050647cf8948d3700d015523bb/tumblr_mkvzzeoBQN1qc8jh0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4834389d032debdb20c6fa459f71d737/tumblr_mkvzzeoBQN1qc8jh0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/97cdcb91391d0807c9424ebd925090b6/tumblr_mkvzzeoBQN1qc8jh0o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cfbd600f40990d3e068c204bd9360848/tumblr_mkvzzeoBQN1qc8jh0o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78a2269d5799f37510c485705776de80/tumblr_mkvzzeoBQN1qc8jh0o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cee4ef1cfcf62c85fdc6e70e32e4a765/tumblr_mkvzzeoBQN1qc8jh0o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/48203746560http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/48203746560Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:49:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2a2bcd97a3089d93b8939b9e931ff94/tumblr_ml9v0p84w81qc38x2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/48140337559http://elihasbeard.tumblr.com/post/48140337559Tue, 16 Apr 2013 16:09:30 -0400