May 2013
17 posts
Randonesia: Be carefully. →
randonesia:
When I was a little boy, just learning to talk and still figuring out the intricacies of the English language, I would caution others to “be carefully”. Little kids say the funniest things, and they say these things with the sincerity and urgency of those whose possess an extremely limited…
ad-hoc:
metaphysics all the way down
April 2013
21 posts
Boredom and Mediocrity: Bible stories #1 →
ad-hoc:
There’s this well cool part of the Bible which people wax lyrical about where there’s this harlot (supposedly) who fucked someone other than her husband and people were all like ‘LET HER HAVE IT’, preparing to stone her to death and all this jazz, but then there were even angrier people [1] who…
As many of you know, I recently purchased an...
shorm:
dreaminpng:
speakerwiggin:
zohbugg:
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Making toast:
Getting things off high shelves:
Making coffee:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
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ad-hoc:
Today my liberal arts education has done me proud. A bus ticket inspector watched me walk onto a bus where I purchased a ticket and sat down. The inspector asked for my ticket. I couldn’t find it. He told me I had to pay again or leave. I initiated a Socratic dialogue. I won the argument and he walked off the bus pissed off.
Socrates - 1
First Great Western - 0
March 2013
27 posts
Boredom and Mediocrity: I don’t get people who... →
ad-hoc:
I don’t get people who like cars. I understand I follow/am followed by one really cool person who has a car blog, but still.
I don’t get it. I mean it’s like ‘BRUM BRUM IMMA CAR’ and people are like ‘yeah that shit’s aesthetically pleasing, I fucking love cars’, but that makes as much sense to me…
Robert Plant (to audience): You don't know how difficult it is to tune a guitar in front of thousands of screaming people.
Jimmy Page (to Plant): You don't, either.
